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No More Heroes: Heroe's Paradise

No More Heroes Heroe's Paradise is an Action game published by Konami in 2011 but a year earlier in Japan by Marvelous Entertainment.

First I would like to say that the only reason why I bought this game was because it costed me 4 bucks, brand new and even that should be a warning I stilwent for it and it was truly a mistake. So yes this is the biggest bullshit game ever made literally, the only way to save the game is when you are taking a shit, so not only is the grafics from the 80's, it has no story, you go take a shit every 10 minutes with soundtracks stolen from the first Tetrix, waving around huge ass swords that are three times your size while you get new missions from a horny pornstar in the back of a limosines and if you want to make some extra cash on the sideline you have to take your crappy ass bike down to the city, which you fall off every 5 seconds if you drive over a pebble, so 2 hours later when you managed to get to your location then you have to shake down coconuts and collect them for bearly any money at all. Do yourself a favor, don't even think about waisting any money on this game, it is horrible and not even I finished it before it went in the trash.

Gameplay: 0/10

Graphics: 1/10

Overall Game Experience: 0.3/10

Total Rating: 0.1/10

~ Mici

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