Browser Games - Enter the Crazy zone!
18.February.2015
Whilst browsing for games online, you have to be quite wary. Since the dawn of the internet, there has been and forever will be multiple sites full of weird and wonderful browser games that, no matter what, you may find yourself playing for a few hours. Here is a list of five of the weirdest games I have found whilst I've been online bored with nothing better to do, and I must admit, I may have had fun playing all of them. Remember that if you're bored, browsers have some of the best time-consuming games you can find. Every game on this list is worth at least one try. Hopefully some day, the browser games will be bigger and better than the console games so that we don't have to spend a fortune on great games. I hope you enjoy these games, as much as I did!
QWOP can only be described as the most pointless yet addictive game that can be found on a browse. QWOP, and its' sister CLOP, features you making a journey by bashing the QWOP or CLOP keys repetitively. It is hard, but you will go back to try to reach the 100m line. It may result in a crippled man or horse though, so try to be as fast as you can to reach the end. It takes patience, it takes heart, and it takes hours of needed time away from you.
In this Kanye game, you live a Kanye life, tweeting like Kanye, and all his Kanye strife. In this game you tweet as Kanye West to get Kanye points to spend on following people, such as Bulbasaur, Incorrect Bear Facts and Jerk Superman. It comes with an addictive soundtrack which inspires you just to hit the keys to earn more points, the faster you are the more points you get. It will make you dance, cry and live the Kanye dream.
Ever had to fart in public? In this game, which has no English instructions whatsoever which is probably wise, you ease out your wind and let it go publicly. Don't openly fart too loud in front of the man next to you, or it is game over. Also, don't hold in that wind, it will literally blow you away. I have never had as much fun farting as I did in this game.
In this game you have to help Nicholas gather ingredients in the mall to give to the witch doctor who lives in the novelty shop so that you can make a wish at the water fountain to fix the escalator so you can go home. This weird little game was fun to play, even if I had to carry around a dead squirrel called Livey.
Kill the filthy commoners in this game whilst protecting Will and Kate's big day. Play as the forever lovable HRH Prince Philip whilst he aims his cannon at the common folk without carnations on. Stop Barry Chuckle, Fergie and Katie Price from ruining the royal affair of the century.